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Missing Manhood: Reactions As Benue Imposes Curfew

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Joshua Obademi

By Emmanuel Adigwe

Reactions have trailed the news that Benue State has imposed a  12-hour curfew  on Daudu community, a community in Benue.

According to news reports, Caleb Ana, the Chairman of Guma Local Government Area of Benue State, imposed  a curfew on Daudu community due to the unrest caused by allegations of missing manhood.

GWG writes that for some time now there has been unrest in the state over the missing manhood but the Governor of Benue State, Samuel Ortom, had dismissed the reports of missing genital organs in the state.

However, youths in the area are still complaining of missing male genital organs and massive protests have happened so far as a pastor was recently killed in the state over missing male organs.

The new development where a curfew was imposed over the “missing manhood” scare has sparked reactions as some social media users took to their accounts to state their views.

GWG brings some of their views below:

De_LaP@ChUcKlAtE_dRoP wrote: “Chirstmas no dey for Benue guys be dat.”

Dr H@osheguy wrote: “If anybody tag me for that Benue missing penis story again eh, I go come collect ur own, to take replace the “missing” ones…… @ojayfemi take note. Ladies are not exempted too. I did not suffer through Residency to be looking for missing penis. See wahala oo.”

Savn Daniel@savndaniel wrote: “Wahala who dey Benue now!”

UG@UgwunnaEjikem wrote: “A Benue community has been placed under curfew cos of riots triggered by missing penises with one suspected Penis looter arrested by the Police. This. Is. Not. A. Joke.”

The_bearded_Dr_Sina@the_beardedsina wrote: “I hear Penises are disappearing in Benue Before we declare it diabolical There is a medical condition called BURIED PENIS in which the Man’s penis is buried partially or totally beneath the skin making it difficult to find The Benue issue will be worth a research and study.”

Attitude adjustment@Theickson wrote: “Those people that are stealing penîs in benue, plz what are they using it for? As money ritual or as dido.”

Noctural Tee@pettina__ wrote: “So penises are missing in Benue and people on my TL are thanking God Kidd wasn’t in the country at the time of the disappearance.”

KATOR TARKAA@KatorTarkaa wrote: “Talking of missing male organs in Benue… Reminds me of the time my uncle had an auto accident and the girlfriend came touching him just to be sure his tool was intact.”

Teebaby@pendatorkuma wrote: “Missing dicks in my state benue state…. Wahala for who get dick”

Benue Breed@oyimzy wrote: “We couldn’t find palliatives in Benue so my people decided to remove penis.”

Dr Nessa / Chronic Kiddrica shipper@Nezr1 wrote: “No going to Benue for Terseer abeg. Our queen’s property cannot get lost. Disclaimer: she called it her property herself, I have evidence.”

Duchess@titilayo_maryam wrote: “Some states are imposing curfew over; Terrorism,banditry,EndSARS protest, fuel hike, electricity tarriff, ASUU strike etc.. However, Benue is imposing curfew over missing dicks! I swear we mad for this country.”

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